Sentences are distinguished by line breaks only, and words like “thanks” I misspell as “thats”. If a word ends in an “s” I might just throw an apostrophe in there for good measure.

And to finish it all, I sign off with one final sentence, which has everything completely correct in it.

Well, it amuses me, and they’ll never notice. And the title of this post? Most of a real email I received.